Category Archives: Breakfast

Day 8: Smoothie, Biwa, Vegan Voodoo Donut!

So yesterday I was jonesin’ for Morningstar Bacon and it turns out that crap ain’t even CLOSE to being vegan. UNNNNNNGH. Neither is the breakfast sausage. Or the Buffalo Wings. FART! But I got the most killer cereal now so … Continue reading

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Day 6: Chipotle’s Stretch Mark Vegan Burrito

Chipotle tries to act like it’s all concerned about environmentally-friendly practices and humane animal treatment, their web site says that currently only 35% of their dairy cows are pasture-raised. What a load of crap! Continue reading

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Day 5: Zucchini, Pizza Marinara, Campari

The first time I ever had Campari I thought it tasted like someone ate grass and bleach and puked it into a glass. Continue reading

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Day 4: Black and Blue Waffles, Bahn Mi Bliss, Soy Latte UNNNNGHHHH

Oh man. We have been to the Bahn Mi mountaintop!!!! It is located in downtown Portland at the food carts at 10th and Alder and it looks like this: Continue reading

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Day 3: Carb Bomb

I woke up from my nap cranky from being too hot so rather than drink water I had a Tofutti Cutie. Ploop. Continue reading

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Day 2: Soy Overload!

I’m hungriest in the late afternoon after work and today I was too tired to put a lot of effort into my snack so I started throwing crap in a bowl and it ended up being the bomb! Continue reading

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